Wednesday, September 26. 2007 at 07:00 AM EDT 9 comments
With social networking picking up speed like... something fast... I say it's high time to devote some
attention to the niche social networking sites out there that have, at very
least, aroused a "huh" from yours truly.
The following list goes from weird to weird and is in no specific
order. So, without further ado, I
present to you the 10 Strangest Niche Social Networking Sites.
(Note: This list has been researched by me, written by me,
and posted by me, so if you have others to contribute to the list, please feel
free to tell us about them in the comments section below.)
1: TheDollPalace.com

TheDollPalace.com, "Where Cartoon Dolls Live," is by far one of the
creepiest things I've seen lurking on the internet to date. Should you
decide to sign your soul over to this elite group of doll-making
weirdos, you will afford such luxuries as playing dress-up games with
cartoon dolls, sending self-made cartoon dolls in email to other
doll-loving online friends (through "DollMail"), and participate in
forums where people talk about... dolls.
2: MyChurch.org
MyChurch.org: Because God hearts the internet. This is a social
networking site for "Christian churches that follow the Nicene Creed."
The interface itself is fairly similar to Facebook's, but in addition
to a personal profile, you can also create a church profile to let
everyone know what's poppin' at your church. And instead of joining
groups like "When did I get a tattoo?!" you can join church
communities. It's basically a regular social networking site that weeds
out the riffraff and reels in the God-fearing Christians.
3: aSmallWorld.net
This isn't so much weird as it is rude. This social networking site,
launched in 2004, is "Invite Only," and a glance at the cover image
above reveals that it is for the social elite that soar above the rest
of us low lives. As we integrate more and more into this world of the
wide web, we will inevitably shift from sitting at home on a Friday
night waiting for the phone to ring, to sitting at home on a Friday
night waiting for our aSmallWorld invites. However, the site reminds
us: "If you have no friends who are members yet, please be patient."
4: A-Space
The site for secret agents that could either save us or lead to our ultimate demise as a nation. Set to launch in December.
5: Petster.com
If Fido has yet to figure out how to post a blog on his own (dumb!),
Petster is a site where you, the human with opposable thumbs, can make
a page for your pet and share with other pet lovers (or as I call them,
"scaries") the details of your pet's existence. If "pet" is simply too
broad of a term for you, please check out Dogster, Catster, and Hamsterster.
6: Eons.com
Eons: "Lovin' life on the flip side of 50." IMO, Eons is based on
overcompensation. This is a site where those over the hump come to say
"I'm not dead yet" and post photos and blogs detailing their mid-life
crisis rendezvous. I don't want to talk about Eons anymore because it's
giving me the shivers.
7: Respectance.com
Right after members leave Eons, they network on Respectance, a site
for the dead. I suppose it's really a site for the mourning; however,
it encompasses photos, lifelines, and stories about those who've passed
on. It is a little sad. And now so am I.
8: IveScrewedUp.com
IveScrewedUp.com, set up by the Flamingo Road Church, is what one would call an easy out. It is a social networking site for sinners
to fess up in a virtual confessional and clear up their rap sheets
before taking the ultimate vacation to see the Lord. Hooray! Everything
is easy with the internet!
9: VampireFreaks.com

This is a goth social networking site because lordy knows the goths
can't mingle with us mainstream folk on our mainstream social
networking sites. VampireFreaks.com hosts music, photos, journals, and
cult-membership, better known to the regular beautiful people as
groups.
10: HOT or NOT.com
It is important for people the world over to know whether or not
they are hot. This way, the non-hotties can go into hiding so the
hotties don't have to mingle with them or take offense to their ugly
mugs.
Jim and James
(NOT HOT, by the way) knew this, and started this social networking
site where people can judge and be judged. All is right with the world
when we are relying on our internet pals to tell us if we are
attractive enough to be worthy of existence.